I was at this really awesome party.
There was booze flowing like a river, a killer band and loads of fabulous people. The band front man stopped playing so that he could make an announcement.
All of a sudden one of the NY Rangers skated in and said something about the President of the United States and how he was outside and wanted to come in.
I started to panic because I didn't make enough cupcakes.
There was also something about hot air balloons and possibly a monkey... ..
And then my alarm went off.