NAHANT CAUSEWAY CONSTRUCTION - TO RESTRICT BEACH USE (HIGHER PARKING FEES COMING SOON
"Nahant, MA Residents Must Seek Alt. Routes
For those of you who don’t know, Nahant, Massachusetts is an island off of the Lynn shore. It hosts a lot of old people and up tight assholes. We tend to leave them alone, but the stupidity over there is pretty funny in this case.
If you haven’t noticed already, at the beginning of the Nahant Causeway you’ll see a road construction sign that says, “June 10 Construction. Seek Alt. Routes.” Well, holy shit! Seek an alternate route? On Nahant? Whhhhaaaaaaa? You heard it folks. If you want off that rock, you better get your swimsuits on, or take the courtesy shuttles Gullible 1 and Gullible 2, which will be located at Swallows Cave and Lewis Cove. For the rich, there will be private helicopters leaving the island every other day starting Friday, June 11th, which takes off from Bear Pond.
Come on people! Would you think! No one is seeking an alternate route during this reconstruction of the Causeway. If anything, they’ll shut down one side of the Causeway and make the other side a two way road. Shit. 4,000 nervous nellies over there. Relax. It will be ok. I can only imagine how many phone calls are coming in to the police about this. I hope jokes are flying left and right over there.
From what we’ve heard, the Department of Conservation and Recreation, who are heading up this operation, will be changing the wording of the sign for you up tight assholes."