Shit kiters say
Wed, 01/11/2012 - 22:54
Hasn't been done yet, we need to be the ones.
Shit skiers say is pretty good
Thu, 01/12/2012 - 00:20
#1
I think it picked up.
I think it picked up.
Sat, 01/21/2012 - 15:38
#2
"i think it's picking up"
this is probably the funniest one to me.... "i think it's picking up" is something i've probably heard on the beach 100's of times.
some other ideas:
"what size you putting up?"
"did you see me land it?!?"
"can i get a launch?"
"how lit were you?"
"what do you think it's blowing right now?"
"whoa!" (like 5 different types of whoa... oh shit, awesome, ouch, amazement, confused)
"who's got my beer?"
"who wants a beer!?!"
"smackin' da lip!"
"throwing buckets"
"what size is he on?"
"is that the twenty-twelve?"
"where is the wind?"
"liquid sacrifice"
"I have to work tomorrow, so there will be wind"
"i hear there's more wind tomorrow"
"you kiting tomorrow?"
"you get out today?"
"you out yesterday?"
"how was it?"
"at least we got a session in"
"think it'll pick up?"
"how much you buy it for?"
"how wide is it?"
"what's the length on it?"
"double concave?"
"huge rocker"
"where'd you ride yesterday?"
"what was it blowing?"
"i guess the models were wrong"
"thermal!"
"think the thermal will kick in?"
"i hear a front is coming later"
"can you see the wind line?"
"downwinder!"
"riding toeside"
"double overhead"
"see ya on the water"
"is it blinking?" (gopro)
"you see that kiteloop?"
"loop it!!"
"you suck!!"
"I didn't see it"
"survival kiting"
"kitemare"
"point it"
"point it downwind"
"let go of the bar!"
"unhook!" or "railey!"
"Jump!!"
"whitey"
"butter flat"
"you see that kook-out?"
"I totally kooked out"
"total newb"
"epic session!"
"i think i heard a snap"
"I think i broke a rib"
"oh my head..."
"ahh my balls!"
"i was totally depowered"
"it was nuking"
"i was underpowered"
"i was totally juiced up"
"you gotta load and pop!"
"send it!"
"poleboarder!"
"SICK!"
"you see me launch over the sandbar?"
"Awesome!"
"so stoked"
"walk of shame"
"you gotta throw the grab in there"
"I was on the swim team today"
"I'm gonna pump up"
"it's blowing"
"here it comes"
"watch my lines!"
"whitecaps everywhere"
Thu, 01/12/2012 - 11:35
#4
That is funny shit!
Jean, I think you could put one together as good as this for kiting. So what are the "quotes" besides "can I get a launch?" and "who wants a beer?"
Thu, 01/12/2012 - 15:15
#5
Sitting on the beach with a
Sitting on the beach with a group of kiters, absolutely no wind, saying "there should be a front coming through any minute now"
Getting 5ft of air and telling a friend who wasn't there you "got at least 20ft of air"
Someone who keeps saying "load and pop!"
Standing on the beach in 35+mph wind, sand blowing across the beach, having to lean forward to walk upwind and barely able to hold onto your twin tip saying "Hmm... slight breeze out today, maybe I'll put up the 12 meter."
Pumping up the kite on a snow covered beach while it's snowing out and saying "I love these warm summer days"
Yelling at the piping plovers for stealing your beach
Random people walking by asking if its a parachute, paraglider, windsurfer, hang glider, etc. and the kite just replying "Sure..." cuz they are tired of answering the same question.
Just a few Ideas from experience. I think the video would be a good idea.
Thu, 01/12/2012 - 17:38
#6
Take em' str8 from the ShoutBox
Mary Poppins' it
Fri, 01/20/2012 - 15:12
#7
Here is another idea
Here is another idea
This one is a Dr. Suess story but I drew a similarity.
Sat, 01/21/2012 - 17:39
#8
Quotes
As your driving to the beach- " Winds picking up, look at that flag!!"
"I think I got a leaky bladder"
"Sheeeeeet out!!!"
Sat, 01/21/2012 - 19:59
#9
snowboarders
just saw this one...
Sat, 01/21/2012 - 20:02
#10
Love it, "I'm so over
Love it, "I'm so over Facebook"
Tue, 01/24/2012 - 09:36
#11
Underwhelmed
Dunoyer wrote:
Hasn't been done yet, we need to be the ones.
Someone beat us to it, but IMHO, it's not that great: http://www.sbckiteboard.com/video_display/video:4752/Shit-Kiteboarders-Say. Maybe a "Sh!t MassKiters Say" is in order...
Tue, 01/24/2012 - 10:00
#12
Yep, bad acting = bad film
Yep, bad acting = bad film making
Wed, 01/25/2012 - 09:04
#13
Eww that's bad.
Eww that's bad.
Wed, 01/25/2012 - 09:40
#14
Yeah, that's why I keep
Yeah, that's why I keep sayin' I need a good actor.
Wed, 01/25/2012 - 10:06
#15
We are so full of shit
We (well maybe I am just speaking for myself) are so full of shit that we don't need actors. We are just ourselves, it will be a better video.
Wed, 01/25/2012 - 10:31
#16
people get weirdly
people get weirdly self-conscious when I point my camera in their face. After a few minutes, they start to ignore me, that is when I get my best material.
Wed, 01/25/2012 - 10:52
#17
Jean, if you're seriously
Jean, if you're seriously doing this, I'd like to help and/or observe the master in action!
Wed, 01/25/2012 - 11:29
#18
Just call me Scorsese
Just call me Scorsese. Does your DSLR also record video? I think that is the equipment I would want to use, but I don't own it.
Wed, 01/25/2012 - 11:43
#19
Ça dépend
Depends on when you're looking to shoot. I'm in the middle of switching to Nikon. New camera body will have HD video. Might be a few weeks depending on availability and funding...
Wed, 01/25/2012 - 12:27
#20
I see this as a long term
I see this as a long term summer project, particularly active when people are standing around getting skunked. We need to start with auditions.
Wed, 01/25/2012 - 12:56
#21
I'm gonna laminate a bunch of
I'm gonna laminate a bunch of the stuff on here and keep it with my kite gear. we'll get some good footage as soon as the weather warms up. besides, how can you be worse that these LF guys?
Wed, 01/25/2012 - 13:07
#22
Laminate
Laminate this:
Thu, 01/26/2012 - 00:28
#23
Jean,
Don't you already have
Jean,
Don't you already have so much footage of shit kiters say? The hard part is to sift through it and find the "the wind is coming up" etc clips...
Wed, 01/25/2012 - 12:31
#26
Agreed
People are anything but them selves when they are aware of a camera recording their actions.
Wed, 01/25/2012 - 12:45
#27
so we are back to finding
so we are back to finding good actors, I actually think that is at the core of what make a good shit___say from a shitty one. Oh! and good directing, too!
Sat, 02/04/2012 - 15:27
#28
couple of mentions of
couple of mentions of kiteboarding here:
Sat, 02/04/2012 - 17:04
#29
Sweet, I liked how I didn't
Sweet, I liked how I didn't understand half of it. What is this "10 million pre" stuff
Tue, 03/06/2012 - 11:34
#30
Things Kiters Have Said @ Revere Beach
1) Git yo ass down heah, fuckin whitecap eveywheah!
2) Oh man I get my fuckin' ass kick out theah!
3) I love that board, I jump like a kank-gah-roo.
4) Somebody call the coastguard it's Paul again!
5) YEAHHHHH I'MAH KITE SURFAH, YEAHHHHHHH! WOOOHOOOO!
6) Get the fuck outa my way!
7) Litewind twins, activate>>>>>>>""""
Dude what tha fuck?
9) "Buggsy get ovah heah!"
10) Save me that pahkin spot.
Fri, 04/20/2012 - 22:59
#31
So it has been done. Was this
So it has been done. Was this posted already?
You forgot:
Can I borrow your pump?
OK, I will start shooting.
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